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Kim's Kraziest Quotes

Little gems from the future Mrs. West

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    Like her future hubby, Kim Kardashian is full of great quotes. Check out some of the best ones!

    "I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."-to Entertainment Tonight

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    "EWW. I'm at lunch, the woman at the table next to me is breast feeding her baby with no coverup." -Twitter (@KimKardashian)

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    [When asked about going on a date with Gerard Butler] "How about barf?" - Keeping up with the Kardashians

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    "She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks." -The Sun

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    "The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV." -interview with Metro (British Newspaper)

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    "I'll have surgery at some point. I'll never do my butt - I mean how would you sit down?" -Keeping up with the Kardashians

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    "I would, like, die to be in 'Twilight'... being around all those hot guys. I want to be a vampire. I kind of want to be evil." -Keeping up with the Kardashians

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    "A few people have asked if it's real. You can grab it [her backside] if you want." -to Chrissie Swan on The Circle (Australian Morning talk show)

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    "I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!" -Keeping up with the Kardashians

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    On being called Kanye West's "Perfect b**ch"... "I'm honored. I love it. I know he doesn't mean it in a negative way when he says the word 'b**ch.'" -reported to TMZ

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    "I'm the girl who's too shy to dance in a nightclub - maybe for one song, and then that's it." -interview with OK! Magazine

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    "I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their make-up too light." - to the Toronto Sun

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    "I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it."

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    "If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don't care. At least I have a butt." -interview with Radar Magazine

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    "Is that not ridiculous that people thought that Justin Bieber and I were on a vacation together, on a romantic vacation, in the Bahamas - and I just happened to wear a gown as my swimsuit and red lips and he's dressed in a suit in the ocean? Seriously who would walk to the beach like that?" Photo: ELLE -to BBC Radio 1

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    "Leggings killed velour sweat suits! I used to only wear them until leggings came along." -Twitter (@KimKardashian)

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    "In elementary school, "The Real World" came on, and I was like, 'that's it! I know I want to be on a reality show.' And I was like, 'OK, when I'm old enough, I will make an audition tape.'" -to Allure

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    "It doesn't matter if you have a valentine or not - just love yourself and be your own." -on Celebuzz

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    "If running a country was as easy as twittering I would absolutely love to run a country." -behind the scenes at a cover shoot with Harper's BAZAAR

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    "I don't like big balls on a dog." - Keeping up with the Kardashians

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    "I'm so mature now. I'm a grown-up version of myself." Entertainment Tonight

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